Today I was bored. All I did was watch TV and drank all the Coke I could. So I wrote a poem and here it is:
This is my poem and it is about coke.
I like coke do you like coke?
I am addicted to Coke,
If Coke were illegal I’d be probably be in jail right now.
I love Coke.
Ah screw this shit,I’ll just sleep.
PSh screw the PS3 and Xbox 360. I am getting Nintendo Revolution
Its gonna be so cool having a console only the size of like 3 dvd cases stacked together.
Everyone is copying Nintendo nowadays, first is the online thing (which failed horribly back in the 80s) to wireless controllers Grrrrr.
PSh, PS3 and Xbox them and their convex/concave design. Pretty cool but impracticle. Revolution is better design but so plain and black with silver? Nonono.
Everybody has backwards compatibility now with playing games from the previous consoles and the WIFI wireless connetions for multiplayer. XBox is such a computer and PS3 which is better than xbox360 is the same thing. The Revolution controllers are going to be amazing. I hope they are the HUD helmets from the rumored ‘Nintendo On’ movie. That be soo cool taking the console to virtual reality. *SIGH*
XBOX SUX!
PLAYSTATION SUX!
NINTENDO ALL THE WAY!
When I grow up, I want to work at Nintendo. THIS IS SOOO KICK ASSH
I’ve always wanted to work in an area dealing with art or computers, I just don’t know yet. Seriously, being a docter is better. So easy to get into whilst the shit I want to go for is almost IMPOSSIBLE to get into I mean like the only person that would get a job into Art or Computers are the ones with the highest Marks in the best schools. Must graduate with First Class Honors and Distinction. Becoming a doctor is so much easier. You can just graduate and WHAM you get a job ’cause Canada needs doctors. I mean ya its harder, but so much easier to get into. So what if I spend 14 regular school, 5 years in University, Prolly another 5 years in Medical school, 2 years in residency, and another 5 to get my Masters and then I can be called….DOCTOR….or have a P.H.D Like HOUSE; that show is so cool. I don’t like the fact that they suddenly find whats wrong with the kid after they look into the family history.
Psh I must beome the best I can be, I even stole a few textbooks from school so I could get ready for Grade 12 in the summer and so far its been a blast DOING NOTHING BUT EAT, SLEEP, AND WATCH TV. I’ve gained about 20 pounds since summer started oh yeah! All that so I could get ready in the summer. I want to try Maya and Discrete 3D’s Max but they are sooooo hard. I don’t know where to start. If you think for one second that Photoshop or even Flash MX or HTML is hard…your in deep shit if you try out Maya or 3D’s Max.
Man I quickly change subjects sooo fast
My house is soooo cold!!!
Everyday I am wearing a sweater and when there is no sweater, I wear two shirts, a T-shirt and a regular shirt with sleeves and stuff.
My god its cold!
Oh man, maybe I should do my Physics homework. I should but I don’t want to I mean its only Grade 12 Physics, I also have to do my Math, Chemistry, and my Programming, not to forget my Art.
Man I went driving and dropped my mom and sis to do some grocery shopping and everyone in the car kept on screaming and yelling ’cause i kept on jerking the car too much with the sudden push on the gas and sudden stop the crazy sharp turns I did. I got pissed off at them at just flung my arm up to change signals and almost broke the lever. My dad got pissed at me. Anyways I left the parking lot and the lines on the ground are so faded out. I turned into a must right turn lane when I was going left. I made a left hand turn out of the lot and went on the main road, made a left turn and right off the turn, their is a big bend. I tried to get back to the right lane while I was on the bend and then suddenly I got a charlie horse on my leg and i just pushed down on the gas pedal and almost reared a car coming out of the parking lot. Man I almost hit a pedestrian….AGAIN! Gr this right of way. We were going home and then got totally pissed cause everyone was screaming at me so right after the four way intersection, I just floored it right into a residential neighbourhood and then suddenly stopped right before a parked car. I kept on gassing and stopping until we got home. Then on the last turn, I pressed on the gas pedal, everyone just hit the windows. Man I tried parking in the ‘car-hold,’ JEEEZ I do so much better parking than my sister and my dad is yelling at me to slow down and screaming at me to watch out for the side view mirrors. Seriously, I already checked and he’s yelling at me that the car is not centred as I parked closer to the right hand side. Then he starts screaming at me cause I’m going in toooo fast so I kept on pushing the brake pedal every other second. I slow the car down and he starts screaming at me again cause he thinks I’m gonna crash into the steps. Yes I am going to make cataclysmic damage to the car going at less than 5 km/h into a padded step.
Man I saw the video for that song. They premiered it on MTV like LOOOOOOOOOONG TIME AGO and i just went to a site and DL it. Whoa man that story is sooo said. I didn’t really like it because they didn’t finish the story. If I did it I’d be like OK in the beginning we have them giving each other this promise ring to get married and stuff and keep the rest of the story going until his company gets ambush. Then the music stops and they start gunnin’ it out and in dramatic fashion and slo-mo, the guy gets shot in the chest area like he somehow takes off his bullet proof vest while protecting an injured commrade and then he gets shot. Super slo-mo to him just falling back to the ground and the rest of the team trying to do CPR on him. His eyes are still and they zoom into his pupil or zoom out of the scene and fade it out. Then transition it to zooming out of his girlfriend’s eye and she’s crying and looking at the news with a sad look at the boyfriend’s house. Then a military car comes in a a General and two lieutenants walk out with a letter and she comes running out and starts crying and screaming HE’S NOT DEAD, HE CAN’T BE and in slow-mo while she’s running towards them, they take out the promise ring she gave to him and she stops, collapses, cries, and the mom and dad come out and they all cry and stuff while the army dudes give them the letter and all this while they finish the rest of the song. In the very last outro of the song, have the funeral going and a big picture of the dude and they somehow make a crazy effect where they somehow show that the guy is actually Billy’s (lead singer’s name I think) dad and that the girlfriend is the mom. And then fade out with Billy with a tear running down a cheek.
That shit would be sooo much better. It would inflict pain and sympathy around everyone cause the war is going on staying in tune with the political events and staying to their album. Then it shows dramatically that Billy wrote this song because of his dad who I think died which inspired him to write the song.
a) With reference to September in which the month his dad may have died.
b) He wants to metaphorically sleep through September because of the pain.
c) The direct reference to his late dad.
d) With reference to ’seven years’ in the beginning of the song. in which Billy has finally written a song about his dad after the thing about how come he wrote a song about his dad now, why not then, and blah blah blah.
There is more but whatever| thought this up while watchin’ the vid.
It was 10:00 am in the morning and I was sleeping not knowing that I was late for summer school. This is highly unlikely of me though. I usually wake up for my classes but on Tuesday, I was out cold like the ring Criss Angel froze in an ice cube and magically pulled it out of a glass of ice water. Anyways ya it was like what 10:00 am and apparently the phone rang like TEN times. Both my parents called from work and from their cellphones, the teachers called too. It Would have been embarassing if I actually picked up the phone and said, “WHAT!?!?! I’m sleeping!!!!!!!” to the teacher like that time after the physics exam when Ms. Kirk called me asking for my Physics textbook. I am so sure the school lost it, not me. Whatever.
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I woke up a few hours later dazed and confused, lol, at 1 pm and I was like, ‘Oh shit…whatever. I’ll make up the class later.” Then I went back to sleep. So I went to school at 3 o’clock waiting to do my Physics until I realized that they chagned the lesson to 4 o’clock. Dam. Well I wasn’t the only one to say that.
My parents came home and my mom was like, ya like, andrew, like what happened, I like called you like 100 times, and like, you didn’t answer, and like the school called and like there was like no answer so like what happened. Then I said, “I slept in.” Then my dad comes in and scolds me about skipping school and he is bellowing on and on that I actually skipped and did not want to go because I did not finish my homework. JEEEZ, just because I start my homework at eleven and finish it while he’s sleeping, doesn’t mean I don’t want to go to school the next day. Whatever. So today I tried staying up the whole night until school started so I wouldn’t miss my class. It was doing well until around 4 am when I started getting tired. So I watched a movie. Man ‘Hostage’ is such a freaky movie with that teenage criminal murdering his accomplices and taking out a whole “FBI” team using his Berettas and Molotov Cocktails or however you spell em. Anyways so I got really tired at around six so I went to bed thinking that I would wake up at 6:30 so i could catch some Power Rangers. DAMMIT I woke up 15 minutes before class started!!! Had to rush out the house and wake my siste up so she could drive me there.
ERGH. I was told to finish about half my essay for ‘Of Mice and Men.’ So I was like, hmmm ya I will finish it to show that I wanted to do the essay. I get there and she only reads the first page and decides to mark the rest of the essay at home while on vacation in which I must wait until August. Whatever. Man that story is so sad. I get why Jacqueline cried after she read it but JEEEZ she didn’t have to turn on the waterworks during English class. She is so over dramatic, seriously. The story goes like this (from my essay):
Laborers in California’s dusty vegetable fields, they hustle work when they can, living a hand-to-mouth existence. For George and Lennie have a plan: to own an acre of land and a shack they can call their own. When they land jobs on a ranch in the Salinas Valley, the fulfillment of their dreem seems to be within their grasp. But even George cannot guard Lennie from the provocations of a flirtatious woman, nor predict the consequenecs of Lennie’s unswerving obedience to the things George taught him.
I’m just kidding, I copied it from the back of the book.
But seriously its about George and Lennie, George is the smart one and unfortunately Lennie is mentally ill. Lennie has the mind of a child, always forgets things and is very, very strong. Unfortunately he is very innocent so one day at the farm he accidentally kills one of the puppies there by ‘bouncing’ it. The boss’s son’s wife comes in and she tries to talk to Lennie. Then it somehow goes to her asking Lennie to touch her hair. Unfortunately Lennie holds the hair too tight. She struggles and screams but Lennie is too scared of what to do so he tries to cover her by smothering her whole face and yayayayadayadayada suffocates her. He runs off to a special place only he and George knows and waits for George. George finds Lennie and he shoots Lennie in the back of the head while trying to comfort him. Its pretty sad since both of them dream of owning a farm but George kills Lennie which then makes it impossible to accomplish the dream and the great impact. The best friend chooses to kill his mentally ill friend because of an accident. That story is WTF right all over it.
Yay I am going driving today…..dam!
This will be my third lesson to date and I am so not ready for the test next month. I never knew how difficult turning a car is. Can’t beleive there are two ways to turn a car, really stupid and then it depends on the pedestrians and the oncoming traffic as well. Also depends on the types of intersections and the must turn left lane and ya. Last week was my first time I saw a pedestrian walking across the road while in the car. I almost ran him over…lol! Pretty funny, I saw him but didn’t do anything. It’s like i’m in that transe when you know know that all this stuff is happening but you don’t do anything. It’s like when you are supposed to look at something that reminds you of another thing but somehow it does not click. It is like that for me. Turning left on intersections though is very scary. The teacher stopped me in the middle of my turn because this guy was turning leftg even though I was there first and he was fifty metres away, had to wait for a few seconds in which I could have went. Whatever, I have to read the book again cause I forgot the right of way and stuff. I’m never sure and then I went 70 in a 40 zone which was pretty cool. Man, turning left seems so much easier than turning right in residential areas. Stupid hugging the curb, turning at a sharp angle, move up straight, move up and turn the wheel to get ready for the turn, stop at the stop line, move up, No your moving to slow, move faster, NOO TOo FAST, watch the lights and stuff, and ya whatever I don’ care lol. It be freaky if I said that if I accidentally run someone over because I wasn’t paying attention or getting in a car accident.
Man driving is so hard, I don’t get how you all think its easy….its just TOOO HARD.
Man, I have to write an essay on a short story called ‘Silence.’ This story is very bizarre indeed. Talks about a group of Jewish prisoners who kill another Jew because that Jew co-operated with the Germans and became a traitor. Wow, this story is pretty fucked, especially when their is no character development but yet my teacher somehow has almost two pages worth of it. Man I put off four days and now I have to do this essay for tommorow. Oh and I have like forty questions to complete for physics. Turns out Physics teacher was using an old school book and was teaching us Grade 11 stuff. The funny thing is, I forgot all my trigolonomonetric ratios and I couldn’t concentrate, coudln’t even figure out a simple 2D vector problem. The only new thing he taught us is rotational velocity which is pretty funky. I never knew that the second hands on the clocks gain acceleration even though it TICKs at the same speed. Ya anyways now my teacher has to get a Grade 12 Physics CD I’ll just ask the other student for it copy it and drop out do that shit on my spare time. Then i should somehow start doing the Grade 12 Chemistry and somehow restart my Calculus and somehow Start my Discrete and somehow start reading my English books that I need for next year. GAYY, no one knows what books you read in Grade 12. AAAAAH
Hey you know whats cool? All the books that Sparknotes have critically analyzed are actually typed out for you word for word. Sweet, now I don’t have to pay like 15 frig’n bux for those kick ash books.
This is a kick ass hint. If you have Ms. Ashworth or Dr. Kowalchuck for English, NEVER, NEVER, EVER, READ any books that they have already read for your ISP. You will be scrutinized in so many ways possible. Proving the thesis, the outline, the rough copy, the final copy. It is going to be a bthci eh? ha!
But then if you go that way then possibly there will be no criticisms or literaly analysis on the internet, for that you are screwed like what happened to me and the ‘Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy’ super gay. For such a popular book you would actually think that sparknotes will have actually analyzed that shit but nooooooooo. Even though it has been turned into one of the worst ‘based on a book’ movies ever! They combine all the books together into one movie and THEY DON’T EVEN FINISH IT! UGH total disgust.
Well wutever
lezzeeee what i got
Computer Science w/ Booth (I just hate it when people say ‘Comp Sci’ I JUST HATE IT)
Comm Tech w/ Piech (man he’s gotta help me this time, I don’t think the curriculum won’t allow a teacher to help a student)
Discrete w/ Dishaw (dunno ’bout him)
Ennglish w/ Ashworth (NOOOO, main reason I won’t get into Univeristy)
Chemistry w/ Cooney (DON’T CHANGE THE SUBSCRIPTS! I will need the Principal’s son again for help, he’s got the asnwers)
Religion w/ Placewicz (Yes, I’m on her good side… easy 90….for now)
Calculus w/ Zuchetto (Again, 4 year in a row for math omg i dun think anyone’s had this b4)
Physics w/ Defina (YES FINALLY, I never wanna change this course)
