Dream
Man i had a dream and it was very weird.
I had a dream we were at prom and we were sitting at those low cost wooden rectangular tables like the on3s you see on WWE. The ones that are always broken in two when someone is powerbombed through them. Very weird. So we are just sitting there at the table and then all of a sudden a teacher comes into the room with a bullhorn and yells out, “Alright everyone can dance now!” So then everyone gets up from their chairs and starts dancing. Somehow there are lockers at the back of the room we are in and I open my locker and there are snow pants. I put the snow pants on and sat at the window where the air conditioning is. Then I went back to my table and we started playing cards. Unfortunately we did not have enough players to play poker for some reason and apparently one of my friends went to another table so he could do his math homework. We call him over to play some Poker and he yells back, “Too late, i’ve already started my math homework.” Then about a group of four people crowded around him, sat down, and started watching him do his Math homework. Oblivious to myself, I turn around and I notice that I am finishing my bag of Jelly Bellies. We start to play and then all of a sudden the teacher with the bullhorn yelled out, “Alright prom is over, time to clean up.” So we start to clean up and then all of a sudden I hear a knock on a window. I look up at the windowed ceiling but nothing was there. There was more knocking and then a doorbell. Then I scream out, “Oh no I forgot. Reverend Steve Harvey is here!”
Then I just wake up to another doorbell and more knocking. I climb out of bed and race to see what was going on outside. UPS was here at my house. I go downstairs to peer outside and see what was going on but I could not see the guy, nor the truck somehow. I try to see what was going on, then I finally opened the door and the guy left. Very sureal.
Fifteen minutes later I set out to school all refreshed and vigorated ready to…move some stuff around. Drove to three other schools and there we had to move refridgerators, shelves, more shelves, more refridgerators, pillows, books, and more stuff. I rode in the back of a U-Haul truck, that shit was so cool. The shelves and fridges almost fell on my though. When we came back, I had to wait for three dam hours for the teachers to clean out their classrooms. Then at Four we went to work! Moved a lot of stuff around, had to move a whole lot of carpet from classroom to classroom. Had to put three bar-fridges into three classrooms. The dolly I used, pretty loud. By then my legs were killing me for some odd reason its like when your legs are too tired to walk and they hurt. Hurt like a mild charlie horse. All over my quads and calfs. Dam my unforseen problems with my feet. Now when I jump or run I feel tremendous pain in my back. I can’t run just like that now, I need like a five minute warmup. When I jump, I can’t even jump as high as before. I can barely touch the ceiling of my house anymore. I used to be able to almost reach the base of the stair banister on the second floor but now I can barely touch the ceiling with one hand. Very weird.
It was kick ass working to move the stuff. I’m gonna get paid and before the summer is over, I’m gonna go and remove everything back to the other schools so no one notices that they had fridges in the classrooms.
Oh yeah, I had to go to the portables steal two computers. One computer didn’t even have a mouse so I just unhooked every wire there transported everything to the classes and just left the pieces there hoping that the teachers would be able to somehow hook ‘em up. HA!
