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its 5:30 am I must sleeep NOW

Haha how agressively maniacal can an American get…lol WTF did I just say man!

I was watching CNN and what the hell are they doing in America? Headline News: Girl throws rock at boy; facing jail time! What the hell! Yes in California during a water balloon fight, an eleven year old girl threw a rock at a boy because he threw a water balloon at her…during a water balloon fight…at least I think so…lol. At first I thought ok its just a rock it won’t hurt him unless she whipped it at him…then I saw the rock…it was HUGE. The freakin’ rock was two pounds as big as the palm of my hand. Dude what the hell is going on and the WORST part is that they went to court to deal with this matter and in the end ‘luckily’ she was not sentenced to “jail” and instead, she got five days in Juvie and a month of House Arrest, like WTF and they say that the rock could have killed the boy. Ya it could have but WTF throwing rocks? WTF are they doing in schools these days? “Don’t throw a rock at ANYONE unless they throw a water balloon at you during a water balloon fight.” Very reasonable heh.

Another story I saw was that a nine year old boy and an eleven year old boy were told by police to shut down their lemonade stand. Yes, this hotdog vendor in the area noticed the two boys and their lemonade stand and called the police. The police told them to shut the stand down because they did not have a permit. That hotdog vendor should know that even if the kids actually profitted more from their business than him, they will just probably throw it away on a game {maybe GTA: San Andreas and try to find that mod which tells the character to give a girl an orgasm in order to complete a mission (Oh yeah, I saw that clip: she gave him a BJ, then they fornicated in many different positions until she climaxed)}. That is if they do not look ahead. In the end though, the hot dog vendor and the boys decided to work together and now the boys sell lemonade under the hotdog vendor’s business. If it were me, I’d be like, screw you, I’m gonna put a used bandaid in your hotdog stand and rat you out on health code violation. LOL.

Isn’t it crazy that when people lie, there are so many tells they emit which blows their cover? Dude man in CSI I learned that when you are trying to ‘retell’ a story or something similar to that, when you look to the left, it shwos that you are not telling the truth and when you look to the right, you are telling the truth…or is that the other way around. Whatever you get my drift. Now Mr. I did not take Steroids PERIOD! Palmerio is under investigation because he lied to Congress which is a major crime. Apparently when left handed people make statements and point with their hands, they use their right hands but only if they are telling the truth. Mr. Palmerio on the other hand is a left handed person and when he pointed at them while declaring his stand on steriods, he used his left hand. Fuckin’ weird shit. Plus people think that he rehearsed the whole act as well.

The weird things you see on the news..wtf

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